威皮一族

The premise is that Kari's artist boyfriend (who'd look like a low-rent Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen himself didn't fit that category) can neither paint nor get it on with his ridiculously good-looking girl - until the day that he throws paint over her. Then they roll around on the canvas in ecstasy and he sells the result for loads of dosh. It's actually very funny, sending up her prim impatience and his tortured-artist schtick with equal-opportunity amusement. There's not exactly a plot, as the film is structured - like the soft-porn movie it basically is - in a series of bonk sessions. But because they're always covered in paint, and tastefully filmed (with Ms. Wuhrer's own breathy songs on the soundtrack), it's quirky and strangely involving. (And very sexy.) Plus, in its own modest way, it brings up all sorts of odd questions about the relationship of art and life and the cost of art to the people around the artist. It also has a very funny and extremely soft-core parody of that increasingly boring staple of hardcore, the Anal Sex Scene. Recommended.

说到底艾美丽那伙人跟顾潇潇就是一丘之貉。

本片为港式(shì )贺岁喜剧，TVB当家小生(🕘)黄宗泽出演。世上(shàng )有种男友叫“妖娆哥(🔇)”，有种女友叫“女(🦎)上司”，还有(📈)一种岳父叫“宇宙克星”……(🐓)

要是平(píng )常大家或(😣)许会多看他几眼，但是这个时候大家的心思都在张秀娥这宴席上面，谁会关注(♏)他(🤘)一个瘸子啊。

In 1959, an alien experiment crashes to earth and infects a fraternity member. They freeze the body, but in the modern day, two geeks pledging a fraternity accidentally thaw the corpse, which proceeds to infect the campus with parasites that transform their hosts into killer zombies.

好在现(🔘)在是分开训练(➗)的，不然肯定有一堆人说闲话。

一天一块钱，财东家的管家为自己双腿残疾的小主人找一个强壮(zhuà(🛡)ng )的男孩子做“马”。在蜂拥而来的应征者中，一(yī )个精神残(🆙)疾的男孩最终胜出，得到了这份一天一块钱的工作。“马”每天(🛁)背着(🛸)小主(zhǔ )人上学放学，而且要忍受小主人暴虐的(de )脾气和争(🌙)强(🧕)(qiáng )好胜的性格。一位路边的乞丐小女孩(hái )似乎让两(🔨)个人的生活中都出现了亮色，主仆二人都用(yòng )自己的(de )方式开始追求小(xiǎo )女孩，最终小主人在较量中胜(🚸)出。从此，“马”便心甘情愿的成为一头(tóu )牲畜了……

孟郎中(zhōng )见状就笑着说道：咱们总还算的上(🆔)是(🧕)朋友的，我给你娘和(hé )你的弟妹(mèi )看看也是应该的。

说完，慕浅就端着自己的早餐径直出了厨房。